AH! Bear Grylls moustache jumpscare
The official cast and logo for The Magnus Protocol, courtesy of the kickstarter update.
A link to the arg site is also available!
The official cast and logo for The Magnus Protocol, courtesy of the kickstarter update.
A link to the arg site is also available!
This is how you do a meme. I don’t want to tell anyone my name or my bra size or my date of birth on the internet. Why can’t we make memes using useless and non-personal data points?
SKELETON PLINKO
CRINGE CORE FUCK YEAH
Anon Thursday. Bring it.
The most beautiful footage of strangers dancing in public…
https://twitter.com/Thorayaaa/status/1660180658646568967
its like a real life version of that children’s song with the magic bridge that you had to dance across
Highlights:
--all the old people
--one dude who starts doing the Cotton-Eye Joe and has the steps on lock
--quinceañera girl with a dress bigger than the circle
--lots of kids but particularly the dude who's doing the helicopter with his little girl
--an entire section of Millennials doing dance moves I recognize, oh the nostalgia
Aaaaaah I love this
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
Absolutely the frak not, the trick is to immediately let people know how weird you are so you scare off the weak ones. The ones who stay because they like how weird you are? Those are the ones you want.
Post 1: workplace
Post 2: everywhere else
… you know what, codicil accepted
my favorite thing about tma has always been the avatars who love the fears they serve, who show that love so vibrantly that, for just a moment, they sway you into feeling like you could learn to love that fear the way they do. when jane prentiss said "not loved as you would understand it, a deeper, more primal love, a need as much as a feeling" and when jude perry said "as the heat warped my bones and bubbled my flesh, all i heard was the loving exaltation of my god" and when mike crew said "falling had always held a special place in my heart, that wonderful border between terror and delight" and when manuela dominguez said "and at his words i felt afraid, and my heart soared in terror and elation as my eyes brimmed with tears, for i knew he spoke the truth" and when hezekiah wakely said "i had never felt such safety as within the crushing weight of earth all around me, the pressing embrace of the buried." do you get me
Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"
Who the fuck is Jon Sims
the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys